May 22, 2016

YOU GIVE ME FEVER

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I’m sick. I have a headache, semi-sore throat, and am unable to quit sneezing like a maniac.


May 19, 2016

HARD CANDY

There is something that is so great about sitting down, possibly a bed, [my] bed with Barbra Streisand playing in the background.


May 10, 2016

HIGH SCHOOL

Being in the young-adult time of your life is basically like being legally charged as an adult but still being unable to vote. #Awkward


May 7, 2016

WOMEN

Let’s just avoid gender-stereotyping and teach girls that it’s okay for them too just be themselves - beautiful-young-independent-women. After all, we’re all pieces of shit on the inside.